Move out ot road, I'm coming through
My name's Bernard ow'do you do
I am known across all the North West
To rock the mic wearing a string vest
You Southern MCs, proceed with caution
I've just been the chippy and I've had a double portion
I'm a Northerner my rhymes do harm
More satisfying than a pie on a barm
An' I'm sure Eminem's a very nice chap
But he'll not do better than one of my raps
He needs to learn some Northern lingo
I'll teach him while his wife's down the bingo
'Coz in the North we have a certain greeting
Something you say to the people you're meeting
A Northern saying that's starting to spread
You're not going t' get it out of yer 'ed!
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
Go Bernard
Go Bernard
Go Bernard
Go Bernard
Go Bernard
Go Bernard
Go Bernard
Go Bernard
Put wood in'th hole, I'm in control
Sit thi deawn, coz I'm on a roll
Try and battle there's nowt that'll save thi'
Got more flavour than chips and gravy
I cause a scene, my wife's called Jean
This song'll do damage to your nan's spleen
My lyrics are ace, they're mind expanding
Even Ofsted said my rhymes were outstanding
Now you could be from Cornwall or Bethnal Green
You can still be like me if you know what I mean
You just need to learn a few new phrases
Us lot have been saying 'em fer ages
'Coz Being Northern is a state of mind
Recite these words you'll have a good time
A lovely refrain, it'll drive you insane
Eh up get ready coz here it comes again!
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
My name's Bernard ow'do you do
I am known across all the North West
To rock the mic wearing a string vest
You Southern MCs, proceed with caution
I've just been the chippy and I've had a double portion
I'm a Northerner my rhymes do harm
More satisfying than a pie on a barm
An' I'm sure Eminem's a very nice chap
But he'll not do better than one of my raps
He needs to learn some Northern lingo
I'll teach him while his wife's down the bingo
'Coz in the North we have a certain greeting
Something you say to the people you're meeting
A Northern saying that's starting to spread
You're not going t' get it out of yer 'ed!
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
Go Bernard
Go Bernard
Go Bernard
Go Bernard
Go Bernard
Go Bernard
Go Bernard
Go Bernard
Put wood in'th hole, I'm in control
Sit thi deawn, coz I'm on a roll
Try and battle there's nowt that'll save thi'
Got more flavour than chips and gravy
I cause a scene, my wife's called Jean
This song'll do damage to your nan's spleen
My lyrics are ace, they're mind expanding
Even Ofsted said my rhymes were outstanding
Now you could be from Cornwall or Bethnal Green
You can still be like me if you know what I mean
You just need to learn a few new phrases
Us lot have been saying 'em fer ages
'Coz Being Northern is a state of mind
Recite these words you'll have a good time
A lovely refrain, it'll drive you insane
Eh up get ready coz here it comes again!
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
O'reet Ow'doo Sitheelattercocker
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