This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I was labouring on a building site
Doing an extension
It's not what I'm used to
I just needed the cash in hand
I lost a bet with Dave the brick layer
And as a forfeit I had to suck his gland
I sucked off a bloke, I didn't like it
The taste of his cheesy dipstick
I sucked off a bloke, can't deny it
I knew I should had took that job at Kwik-Fit
It felt so wrong, but it seems strangely apt
When everyone stood in a circle and clapped
I sucked off a bloke, I didn't like it
I didn't like it
And so the next day back on site
Lots of banter followed
How was I supposed to know
I didn't have to swallow
It's not what proper blokes do
Not how they should behave
I can't show my face down the pub
Since I noshed off that brickie Dave
I sucked off a bloke, I didn't like it
The feel of his veiny fuckstick
I sucked off a bloke, can't deny it
That someone facebooked a photo of it
It felt so waft, it took so long
Do you think that I was doing it wrong?
I sucked off a bloke, I didn't like it
I didn't like it
As blokes we don't do things by half
And on the site they like to have a laugh
And sometimes someone gets sucked off
And someone films it on their mobile phone
Ain't no big deal, but don't show his wife
She's bound to take it out of context
I sucked off a bloke, I didn't like it
His knob smelt like a bag of Wotsits
I sucked off a bloke, can't deny it
I might have liked it if he washed his helmet
It felt so wrong, tasted so rank
I wish that I'd just give him a wank
I sucked off a bloke, I didn't like it
I didn't like it