Did you know in China that a lady's vagina
Goes from side to side, not back to front?
And did you know in Jamaica ladies have a cloaca
That means a bum and fanny all in one?
Did you know in Paraguay they stretch a girl's furry pie
And insert a big ceramic cup?
And did you know in Senegal, birds have got no quim at all?
They cut their clit box off and sew it up
The thing I really fear
Is what if they come over here?
All them foreign fannies in our own back yard
I'm gonna go in my garage, with a picture of Nigel Farage
And make myself a Union Jack placard, 'cause
That's why I voted Brexit, don't think me unhinged
That's why I voted Brexit, to save the British minge
That's why I voted Brexit, my message is succinct
Don't let the Great British minge become extinct
Don't let the Great British minge become extinct
God save our gracious minge
Long live our noble minge
Nigel, help us save the British minge
Send it victorious
Hairy and glorious
Nigel, help us save the British minge
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Did you know in Saudi Arabia no one's seen a lady's labia?
'Cause they have do their business in the dark
And in Papua New Guinea did you know a lady's mini
Has got a set of teeth just like a shark?
And did you know that in Iraq a lady's crack
Emits a bit of discharge like crude oil?
And did you know in Bulgaria lady's fannies are hairier
Than anywhere in the world except Susan Boyle?
The main parties don't go far enough
To protect the British muff
The only way to stop it is to vote
We've got to take back control
Of the UK's flaps and hole
Or we'll end up with Merkel's merkin on a five pound note
So...
That's why I voted Brexit, don't think me unhinged
That's why I voted Brexit, to save the British minge
That's why I voted Brexit, my message is succinct
Don't let the Great British minge become extinct
Don't let the Great British minge become extinct
That's why I voted Brexit, I'm gonna put it bluntly
That's why I voted Brexit, we're not a multicuntural country
That's why I voted Brexit, come on join the hunt
You've gotta love Nigel Farage, 'cause he's a proper British cunt