I like having it off with young ladies
I like it when they're old
You like pussies that are really hairy
And you like it when they're bald
I like comedy that is really subtle
I like slapstick and farce
You like to have straight sex with a lady
And you like a finger up your arse
No, I don't
Sure we've got lots of differences
But when it comes down to it the bottom line is
That heaven knows
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
We're like Fred and Rose
I'd murder the lodger for you
And while you're entertaining a string of Caribbean gentlemen
You'll be downstairs in the cellar digging out a massive hole
And while I'm raping, murdering and burying a hitch hiker
I'll be upstairs in my neglilee sliding up and down a black man's pole
I like to look at a traditional wank mag
And I like internet grot
I like DVD's with girl on girl action
And I like to see a pop shot
You think your cock looks best with a hard-on
You're happy with yours on the soft
You like getting your penis fellated
While you watch and wank yourself off
Sure we've got lots of differences
But when it comes down to it the bottom line is
That heaven knows
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
We're like Fred and Rose
I'd murder the lodger for you
And heaven knows
There's nowhere that I'd rather be
We're like Fred and Rose
You'd murder the lodger for me