Poor little universe Has stubbed its thing What fell out was A human being I knew a little universe That didn't mean a thing 'Til he stubbed himself Another being Welcome to the center of the universe You could do way worse Poor little tiny, little bit of universe Has caught a cough Spitting it out all over the place Little dabs of the human race Poor little dab Right here at the center of you Man I never needed to go To Epcot center Happy as a clam living in The epicenter Never owned a house or a car I'm just a renter Met my love at the prevention center You welcome to the center of you