Somebody take my phone away
'Cause I'm about to ruin my life
I'm in love with him, and I've just said it
Thanks to two bottles of wine
It's puppy love, but you want to drown me
Birds are singing, darling, all around me
But you don't see it and you don't hear it
When you look at me, it's clear you just don't feel it, oh
You don't love me like I love you
Can't you just pretend that you do?
Take my heart and get a new one
I don't do this for anyone
For anyone
For anyone
'Cause you don't love me like I love you
Somebody took my pride away
'Cause I've been crying over you
I'll pretend there's something in my eye
It's what any big girl would do
It's puppy love, but you want to drown me
Birds are singing, darling, all around me
Ignore my calls, but you're a busy man
Daddy's gonna catch you when he can
You don't love me like I love you
Can't you just pretend that you do?
Take my heart and get a new one
I don't do this for anyone
For anyone
For anyone
'Cause you don't love me like I love you
You're not actually that great
In fact, you're bit of a pain.
Your friends don't even like you
And my dog wants to bite you
So why do I feel this way?
You don't love me like I love you
(But you used to)
Can't you just pretend that you do?
Take my heart and get a new one
(Get a new one)
I don't do this for anyone
For anyone
For anyone
'Cause you don't love me like I love you