I swear, I swear I knew it along When upstairs, when I knew that you had study hall And I cared if you talked to the old man in the sky So scared that you'd let me touch your body and I wouldn't say no No, I wouldn't say no And I was so full of shit Cross my fingers, clench my fist Picture myself inside her kiss Fall asleep you hypocrite Lipstick, you looked worse than you ever did And I said I had climbed so far over it So I looked for an easier knot to untie Someone who would let me touch their body and I wouldn't say no No, I wouldn't say no And I was so full of shit Cross my fingers, clench my fist Picture myself inside her kiss Fall asleep you hypocrite I was the strangest of thieves Pick all the locks and then leave To go home and then to fantasize bout the things That I could've had if I opened up that door But that's not how I want it anymore And I was so full of shit Cross my fingers, clench my fist Picture myself inside her kiss Fall asleep you hypocrite