Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you? Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you? If the words sound queer and funny to your ear A little bit jumbled and jivey Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy" Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you? Pigzy digs and dozy digs and liddle bearzy domewin A piggley done much too, wouldn't she? Bearzy doats and bearzy digs and liddle bearzy domelocks A piggley done much too, wouldn't you? If the word sounds strange or funnier than the range jokes Ask your daddies and mum lovers They'll sing "Pigs eats eggs and buries it's eggs And little bears eats all moths" Pigzy digs and bearzy doats and liddle bearzy domelocks A piggley done much too, wouldn't you? Frogzy doats and dozy doats a liddle toadzy dunkles A froggly dunkles too, wouldn't she? Frogzy doats and dozy doats a liddle toadzy dunkles A froggly dunkles too, wouldn't she? If the word sounds long like some naughty kind of song All for all the cruise and a crunkles Sing "Frogs eat ants and toads eat ants and little toads eat uncles" Frogzy doats and dozy doats a liddle toadzy dunkles A froggly dunkles too, wouldn't she? A froggly dunkles too, wouldn't she?