This here celibacy thing Lord, it's got somethin' over me I can admit, I could really use a thing You know what I'm talkin' about Yeah, it's been hard to sleep at night I need scratchin' it right I get some new batteries almost every night Lord, this here celibacy thing The stresses of this world You know how they come down on a girl I'm tryin' to clear my mind But only seem to find Is this gangster, gangster type of need People say, mind over matter But, I don't mind what they say And it don't matter This here celibacy thing Is workin' on me Uh-huh