He fell asleep in '90 woke up last Friday
Turned on the news couldn't believe his ears
Beard down to his toes, mind full of woes
(Spent a day)
Spent a day trying to regret his way back twenty lost years
And he walked out his door
And the world had changed
What was the sky now the floor
Completely rearranged
He hadn't even seen the half of it
So he went back the way he came
And he sat and stared
At an old picture frame
Until he no longer cared
About his past, he thought that it would help
One night he went outside and saw a UFO
He begged them to take him, had no other place to go
He doesn't know what to do, he just hangs around
(Hangs around)
But they couldn't stay in his air or they would surely drown
(They would, they would surely drown)
So they went away
But they came back
Every single day
Wherever he was at
They couldn't stay away
They needed him
They never said a word
Not a word could be heard
But they understood
That man was good
And they were happy, happy as can be
Though he knows it's his time to go
H acts just so that you'd never know
Yeah even though he knows it's his time to go
The way he smiles you'd never know