Ho, ho, ho, motherfuckers!
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Well, nobody's getting anything for Christmas
Don't even look beneath the tree
Got a blood-red sleigh, now you're all gonna pay
I'm the one that sees you when you sleep
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On Prancer, on Vixen, on a fucking mission
World of ingrates get knocked to submission
Tie you up with string, delivering the pain
Jingle these bells, I'ma blast you in the brain
Like, "Ugh!"
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Everybody raise a glass of wine
From the North Pole down to Atlanta
Spreading that holiday fear
You're all screaming, "Hail Santa!"
It's a wonderful life if your bonus is right
And everyone gets something real tight
Ornaments shatter and trees ignite
Yeah, I'm gonna make it a real silent night
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Everybody raise a glass of wine
From the North Pole down to Atlanta
Spreading that holiday fear
You're all screaming, "Hail Santa!"
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Hysterical American mannequin in the window
Coming once a year without fail
You don't want to get coal so you're under my control
Now get on your knees and hail, Santa!