Dan's on the front porch painting, Scaring the neighbors away Dressed in black with a gold chain That he'll be selling one day Whistling songs and croonin', Making eyes at the moon Up all night like a worry, Cigarette smoking fool Well I'm in the bathroom singing about how lonely I feel But I've got friends all around me, Some of them fake and some of them real Post-it notes on the dry wall, RIP they say Well there's a big white hearse in the driveway Gonna take us all away Slice of life at the palace Sittin' at the top of the hill Scoot's in the front room dancin', A wild haired silhouette man Dressed in white so handsome, Up to no good so we all join in Post-it notes on the dry wall, RIP they say Well there's a big white hearse in the driveway Gonna take us all away Slice of life at the palace Sittin' at the top of the hill Slice of life in the madness Doing it all for the thrill Slice of life at the palace Sittin' at the top of the hill Slice of life in the madness Doing it all for the thrill