I guess I should've written, Dad
To let you know that I was coming home
I've been gone so many years
I didn't realize you had a phone
I saw your cattle comin' in
Boy, they're lookin' mighty fat and slick
I saw Fred at the service station
He told me that his wife was awful sick
You heard my record on the radio
Oh, well, it's just another song
But I've got a hit recorded now
It'll be out on the market 'fore too long
I got this ring in Mexico
And no, it didn't cost me quite a bunch
When you're in the business that I'm in
The people call it "puttin' up a front"
I know I've lost a little weight
And I guess I'm lookin' kinda pale
If you didn't know me better, Dad
You'd think that I'd just gotten out of jail
No, we don't ever call them beer joints
Nightclubs are the places where I work
You meet a lot of people there
But no, there ain't no chance of gettin' hurt
I'm sorry that I couldn't be here with you all
When Mama passed away
I was on the road and when they came and told me
It was just too late
I drove by the grave to see her
Boy, it really is a pretty stone
I'm glad that Fred and Jan are here
It's better than you bein' here alone
I knew you was gonna ask me
Who the lady is that's sleepin' in the car
That's just a girl who works for me
And man, she plays a pretty mean guitar
We worked in San Antone last night
She didn't even have the time to dress
She drove me down from Nashville
And to tell the truth, I guess she needs the rest
Well, Dad, I gotta go
We got a dance to work in Cartersville tonight
Let me take your number down
I'll call you, and I promise you, I'll write
Now you be good and don't be chasin'
All those pretty women that you know
And by the way if you see Barbara Walker
Tell her that I said, "Hello"