Where did you go after the parade? I wandered, searching, for about an hour Then I parked it on a bench, shiftin' and sulking Those pesky little mosquitoes They nearly, nearly, nearly, nearly drained me Then a man dripping with Vitalis He said I looked like Joe Namath Yeah, he asked me did I use to be famous? And I said "Neighbor, I'm famously late" I said "Neighbor, I'm famously late" Now where did you go after the parade? You never even appeared, you never even appeared to enjoy it I came out of it with a slight experience Drinkin' and howlin', howlin' at the natives (oh!) You're great at disappearing You left me with an earache I spit into the swan lake Sayin' "Oh, what a hideous review" Sayin' "Oh, what a hideous review" Weather, the barometric pressure Pushed me to the ground Yet my stomach is a-growling I always heard this was such a festive town How come everybody over ten years old is frowning? How come everybody over ten years old is frowning? So where did you go, honey, after the parade? I didn't expect you to be bolting away Remember that time you took me to see "Harold and Maude" 'Cause I didn't know the meaning of the word 'catharsis' We are busy weaklings We're poking around for our reasons We are happy little heathens It's just time that we both admit it It's just time that we both admit it So now where did you go after the parade?