A job or offer from the tundra Makes me wonder how it would be if I could see it everyday And I sit drinking, thinking, stinking up a storm Should I conform to the trend du jour? Reform, before You have a ball you stupid kid Don't you dig your ditch to deep you can't crawl out The rider mower faction tries to use me for attraction And say that I'm the case in point Grab a wife, kid, a real life work at the crack of dawn And for god's sake son pick the dog shit off the lawn Reform, before You have a ball you stupid kid Don't you dig your ditch to deep you can't crawl out Reform, before You have a ball you stupid kid Don't you dig your ditch to deep you can't crawl out Listen