Well, I'm sorry I can't stop and chat
No, I won't be signing up for that
It's okay, I'm a terrible person
Well, I wanna save the whales too
But it's a fuckin' Wednesday afternoon
So a canvas bag, and a smile is the best I've got for you
All the things they do, I don't disagree
Hug a tree for me, hug a tree for me
If I could only quit my job, I'd join the hippy elite
Hug a tree for me, hug a tree for me
If I could only quit my job, I'd join the hippy elite
Well, I haven't thrown myself in the road yet
Or chained myself to a jumbo jet
Avoidin' plastics not, very dramatic, is it?
But one time, I cycled all the way home
'Cause this planet is our only one
But nobody saw it, and I
I felt all the worse for it
It wasn't my bike
All the things they do, I don't disagree
Hug a tree for me, hug a tree for me
If I could only quit my job, I'd join the hippy elite
Hug a tree for me, hug a tree for me
If I could only quit my job, I'd join the hippy elite
If I had all that money in my pocket
Drink all that local beer, and ride that eco rocket
Organically hand feed idols
Transient lores primal
You know, we all just do the best we can
And time and tide will wait for no woman
But I can't clean up the entire ocean, on my lunch break
Oh, no
All the things they do, I don't disagree
Hug a tree for me, hug a tree for me
If I could only quit my job, I'd join the hippy elite
Hug a tree for me, hug a tree for me (I would tell everybody)
(I just show nobody, I'd take you around, nobody)
If I could only quit my job, I'd join the hippy elite