Had to beep my horn
'Coz you were backin' up
Had to call your mom up
And tell her you were actin' up
'Coz you tried to flick me off
I'm a good driver
Shut up and drive off
Why you holdin' up the line
Everyone else thinkin' they're gonna die
Inside of a BestBuy
The customer is always right
You're the worst kind
Take your business to the graveyard
Yeah I'm gonna say it
I hope you die hard
Or die softly
I don't care
As long as you stop breathin' up my air
Try to breathe water or try to eat concrete
Eat some bread if you're allergic to wheat
Kill yourself and wake up in hell
Or just get a room and
Go fuck yourself
It's a little cold outside so get your coat and your hat
Before you go fuck yourself
It's the new dance move
Turn around on the floor and then
Go fuck yourself
Filled out your career pathway
Look at the bottom
It says to go fuck yourself
Oh shit! You're late!
It's five minutes past time to go fuck yourself
On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd rank your whole existence as
Go fuck yourself
Take it from me
99% of doctors agree
You should go fuck yourself
Cops showed up with a warrant
You're wanted for failure
To go fuck yourself
I got a letter here from the world
It's signed "EVERYONE"
It says to go fuck yourself