I am not Jesus though I have the same initials I am the man who stays home and does the dishes And how was your day? Is that woman still trying to do your head in? A man told me to beware of 33 He said, "It was not an easy time for me" but I'll get through even though Even though I got no miracles to show you I'd like to make this water wine But it's impossible I've got to get these dishes dry I'll read a story if it helps you sleep at night I've got some matches if you ever need a light Oh I am just a man But I am doing what I can to help you I'd like to make this water wine But it's impossible I've got to get these dishes dry And I'm not worried that I will never touch the stars 'Cause stars belong up in heaven And the earth is where we are Oh yeah And I feel happy just to be alive And that seems possible You've got no cross to bear tonight, ah No not tonight, ah No not tonight, ah