Don't you say, don't you ever ever say
That it was worth it for the profit
Another day when I wait there shitfaced
Then I smile when I'm on and sing them songs that I did not write
And they'll dance to it
And I'll smile and I'll get paid
Baggy pants are stupid
Alt-rock, Skynyrd, play another song I hate
I'll just stay on the State Streets complaining that it's all the same
Far too lazy to change anything
I can't spend another day thinking these places on street signs
Are the only places that I've ever been
Drink a free beer, maybe smoke with the waiter
The illusion that they all give a shit
And some drunk guy's yelling "Freebird" and "Show us your boobs"
And I'll smile when I key their truck
And it sucks so bad
But I made one Benjamin
How can I be mad?
I paid one-seventh of my rent and maybe now I'll buy a plate of eggs
I'll just stay on the State Streets complaining that it's all the same
Far too lazy to change anything
I can't spend another day thinking these places on street signs
Are the only places that I'll ever be
I'm not feeling Minnesota
I sit next to an ATM and people check their balance during my set
Play cover songs from the '90s by one-hit-wonders, Chumbawumba, Tubthumper
And a jersey-wearing motherfucker withdraws his twenty bucks
I'll just stay on the State Streets complaining that it's all the same
Far too lazy to change anything
I can't spend another day thinking these places on street signs
Are the only places that I'll ever be
I'll just stay on the State Streets complaining that it's all the same
Far too lazy to change anything
I can't spend another day thinking these places on street signs
Are the only places that I'll ever be