It's so easy to pretend that I'm your mother and you are my best friend I won't dream about you if you don't dream of me All the games you play are more than you could ever know One in a million I'm not mad at you You're never mad at me Do be happy, don't be sad Don't be angry but do be very glad that you're unaware of the fact you exist I'm the woman and you're a man Oh we're just choosing deep in the savannah You will always be my favourite friend, oh elephant It was many years ago, that you'd sit comfortably there on my pillow I don't look at you now, you won't look at me Growing up imagination is no more than a vague irritation I won't talk to you, if you can't talk to me I'm not happy, I'm not sad I'm not angry and I'm not very glad now I'm made aware of how you don't exist You're my friend and I'm a boy I'm a fully grown man, and you're a toy elephant