1 2 3 4 . . . So what's your deal Are you a prankster? Or are you just looking for some skiving snackboxes To get you out of class? There's puking pastules And nosebleed nougats Fever fudge And fainting fancies Whatever you need they've got it At Weasley's Wizard Wheezes Oh give it up for Fred and George Oh give it up for Fred and George Oh Well I don't think the MHRA Would let these two kids get away With these efficacy studies in the Gryffindor common room, But the fainting fancies Need dosing studies And we've got all these first years here So lets try the antidote Oh give it up for Fred and George Oh give it up for Fred and George Skin-a-mar-ink-a-doo Give it up for Fred and George Oh give it up for Fred and George C'mon c'mon c'mon oh Oh give it up for Fred and George They're legends in the making Legends in our minds Legends in our hearts Do you remember the portable swamp and how it stayed behind Like a testament to their times Spent here