I shaved ma' balls today!
Standing backwards in the mirror.
Freddy told me: Be saticfied and stay right where you are.
But I'm moving to LA.
My mind, it's getting clearer, I packed my bags up, and hitched a ride.
I'm gonna be a porn star.
Alright!
My self-esteem got kicked outta' bed!
She walked out of my life and left me dead.
I stayed up all night feelin' blue, and I did what any lonely guy would do.
Popped in my copy of Butt Pirates 3!
And the captain looked just a little bit like.
Me.
And as he went fishing with his rod, Well I got me a good idea for a job, I'm gonna be a porn star.
Yeah yeah, gonna have with girls for money, yeah yeah, I'm gonna get layed everyday, I'm gonna wax my professional ass, while I am bringing in the cash.
Gonna be a porn star.
Soon as I made my decision, I started working on my erection.
I knew I couldn't let myself fall, even with the camera man, next to my balls (please don't poke them).
I had to look my best, so I cut my hair and shaved my chest, I am not as handsome as can be, but I know I'm better looking than, Ron Jeremy, I'ma gonna be a Porn Star, Yeah yeah, gonna have sex with girls for money, yeah yeah, I'm gonna get laid every day, I'm gonna stroke my ding on fling, I am shouting out cha-ching!
I haven't told my mama yet, 'cos I know she'll probably be upset, maybe she'll never know the truth, her youngest son is featured in the 25 cent porn arcade booth with a chick with one tooth and he's kissing and he's licking and he's looking like a real porn star.
Yeah Yeah.
I'd like to have sex with girls for money, a porn star, I'd like to get paid everyday.
You can check me on the door, I staring in Butt Pirates 4!
Yeah!
I'm never looking back, at the world behind my shoulder, Freddy told me be saticfied and stay right where you are.
BUT I'
M PRETTY FUCKING HAPPY NOW!
I get a paycheck for my boner!
I wake up everyday and look outside and say, '
Damn, I'm a porn star, porn star' Yeah!
This one brought tears to my eyes.
Thank you Peter for bring this beautiful peice of music into the world.
Love me xxxxxx