June fourth 2005, Will always be remembered as the day that I, Looked into the mirror, and comfirmed my suspicion, I'm losing my hair. I thought about labishahaha, but having just one ball really freaks me out, I went down to Boswell institute, The sales told me it's only as much as a call to get a transplant. With only 3 weeks of head scabs, that's not for me. NO, if it's balding I am then it's a bald guy I'm gonna be! I know I'm not alone, every room I go to some dude knows how I feel, it's just hair! (hair). If virtruvian were bald we wouldn't have that shit anywhere! I've gotta few years to go, before it really starts to show. Until that day, I still got hair, but I'm gonna be a bald guy some day. Bruce Willis is fucking hot! And Captain Picard is generally regarded as sexy. (I look just like that dude from snatch) If I just start working out, and buy some clothes I'll be so cool... Oh no so I'm a bald guy! (Bald guy) I'm gonna be a bald guy (bald guy) Gonna be a bald guy some day