One, two, three, four (Here we go) woo-o-o-oo-o-ooh yeah Woo-o-o-oo-o-ooh yeah Well I went down to the Hampton Bay To watch my friend Mark get married When one of your friends starts settling down Life gets a little bit scary There was a girl down on the beach She smiled as soon as she seen me She did not shave underneath her arms But she looked so good in her bikini What could I do? (I don't know) I fell asleep on her boobs What could I do? (Say what, say what) I fell asleep on her boobs I'm singing woo-o-o-oo-o-ooh yeah Woo-o-o-oo-o-ooh yeah Now there was another girl dancing close She told me she was already married I asked her how that was working out She said it's got it's ups and downs What could I do? (God bless America) I fell asleep on her boobs What could I do? (Hey-yeah) I fell asleep on her boobs I'm singing woo-o-o-oo-o-ooh yeah Woo-o-o-oo-o-ooh yeah Now back to the hotel Back in the van yeah John Cougar Mellencamp was playing This girl was telling me her whole life But I didn't hear a word she was saying What could I do? (Say what) I fell asleep on her boobs What could I do? I fell asleep on her boobs (Yeah c'mon) woo-o-o-oo-o-ooh yeah (Yeah yeah) woo-o-o-oo-o-ooh yeah (Yea-yeah) woo-o-o-oo-o-ooh yeah (A-a-ah) woo-o-o-oo-o-ooh yeah