I sit down at my computer to see What you have done so far today. It's just nice to see reality, That's just a cool family, being good to each other. Im so tired of terrible people, being admired For being terrible people. But your beard is awesome, And your kids are awesome, And your wife is hotter than expected and awesome. Oh, Shaycarl and the Shaytards. Oh, Shaycarl and the Shaytards. Oh You've become an adjective of your own, That means something between extra large and awesome. I'm so tired of terrible people being admired for being Terrible people. Your a regular guy but you try to be Something we all can be. Oh, Shaycarl and the Shaytards. Oh, Shaycarl and the Shaytards. Oh!