(One, two, three) Here's a useful lesson for ya Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win Yeah, you can try But in the end you're just gonna lose Big time, because the world is run by the man My mama called, seen you on TV, son Said shit done changed ever since we was on I dreamed it all ever since I was young They said I wouldn't be nothing Now they always say, "Congratulations" Worked so hard, forgot how to vacation They ain't never had the dedication People hatin', say we changed and look, we made it Yeah, we made it I've got someone to make reports That tell me how my money's spent To book my stays and draw my blinds So I can't tell what's really there And all I need's a great big congratulations Congratulations ♪ My mama called, seen you on TV, son Said shit done changed ever since we was on I dreamed it all ever since I was young They said I wouldn't be nothing Now they always say, "Congratulations" Worked so hard, forgot how to vacation They ain't never had the dedication People hatin', say we changed and look, we made it Yeah, we made it But damn my luck and damn these friends That keep on combing back their smiles I save my grace with half-assed guilt And lay down the quilt upon the lawn Spread my arms and soak up congratulations So don't waste your time Trying to make anything cool, or pure, or awesome 'Cause the man is just gonna call you a (congratulations) Fat washed up loser and crush your soul So do yourself a favor and just give up! Congratulations!