Salutations to whom it may concern Well, the litter box has overflowed, the frozen dinner burned We're running low on wine, my man, can you please swing by the store? 'Cause my TV's just reality and I can't watch no more There's a shining diamond somewhere where a kid is striking out His dad is in the dugout foaming at the mouth And a stomach's turning sour inside of a disappointed scout Would thought he'd found the real deal but now he's got his doubts So, it's over before I began, I should have nursed you in the triage I should have sawn you as some things but it's hopeless These rule makes no sense First they say we can't be lovers, now they say we can't be friends, no ♪ Ruminations 'cause medicine don't work I had that same thought ten thousand times It's only getting worse, swore off temptation What if it's what I really wanna do? But how could I apologize for telling you the truth There's a burnt out light bulb above my head It's storing my ideas There's a yearbook on the bookshelf that can't explain the years Well, I never should have signed it 'Cause you know summer's coming soon And when I almost drowned you gave me mouth-to-mouth Beside your neighbor's pool It was over before I began You could've left me in the water but you made me live again And I'm sorry that I can't pay you back I wanna hold you 'til the world dissolves but we just can't get attached, no!