It's New Year's Eve
I'm in Glendora
I'm the only living person in Glendora
Heading east
On the freeway
Left my prom dress on the bus stop in Duarte
I switch the rules
You take advantage
You know I always like to play the victim
And would you fuck me?
'Cuz I'd fuck me
Am I your wetnap?
Freestyle walkin'
I cry, cry, cry
Then I complain
Come back for more
Do it again
I cry, cry, cry
Then I complain
Come back for more
Do it again
I'm on my way
I want to see you
You're in the bedroom with some dancers, I'm beneath you
I come inside
I hear the door slam
You tell me if I really loved you I'd get with them
They make me sick
You make me sicker
But I want to please you so I go and I get with her
I close my eyes
I think about me
I'm just your wetnap
Freestyle walkin'
I cry, cry, cry
Then I complain
Come back for more
Do it again
I cry, cry, cry
Then I complain
Come back for more
Do it again
I should find someone better for me, but Mom says we're born this way
Every time I come over to your house you just shit on my face
And you know it, you know it, you know, you know it really freaks me out
I drove for hours
On bad directions
I arrive, there's something you forgot to mention
An afterthought
Straight to the tabby
"Sorry, angel, went to Reno, happy happy"
It ate the rest
"Why do you, Jenny?"
I'm in a booth, it's almost twelve, your favourite Denny's
Another year
I need a Sunday
I'm just your side bet
Freestyle walkin'
I cry, cry, cry
Then I complain
Come back for more
Do it again
I cry, cry, cry
Then I complain
Come back for more
Do it again
I cry, cry, cry
Then I complain
Come back for more
Do it again