Oberheim, Yamaha Steinway and the lot I must've played the wrong piano 'Cause it left me with I don't know what So don't talk to me about mistakes Yes we all simply have got to take precautions I must've played the wrong piano 'Cause now I just feel nauseous Some sexual Turned into some biblical And then became a game Of just trivial pursuit I used to gnaw on every word But now I don't know what's the use Rupert Murdock and Larry Flynt Bob Guccione and the U.S. Mint I took out the wrong subscription And I don't know what I'm gonna End up spending