Empty glasses There's just ice cubes Where's the waitress?!? Where's my other shoe?!? That's the boy I like now (?) Got this full cup I have a chance At the port I was convinced! The joint's on the snare! Empty Empty Empty glasses Empty glasses The joint's on the snare! Empty Empty glasses There's just ice cubes Where's the waitress?!? Where's my other shoe?!? (There's my other shoe!) The joint's on the snare! Empty Empty I had a chance At the port; I was convinced! The joint's on the snare! Empty Empty