I was a brain An egghead Overly-sane I was half-dead Then I saw you in Paris And I said, "My God, I've just been brainwashed" When I was smart And clever Read about Sartre But you're better When I hold you close to me I lose all my memories, I'm happy Brainwashed, brainwashed, love did this to me Now I'm a person I've started cursing Then you met that Professor He was a real Tough tester You said goodbye You'd call me He was a real Svengali I lost you but you'll come back I'll enroll in his course, "How to Brainwash" Brainwashed, brainwashed, love did this to me Now I'm a person I've started cursing