I met a girl last night that i wanted to love Now let me tell you man what a fool i was I took her home like she was twenty one And when i met her mother she said "i'm sorry son" I said Ho ho ho ho please let's me explain She said when you see the judge, you can tell him everything The girl look at her mother she said mother let him go Its all my fault, mama, cause he did'nt know The mother looked around she said now sury fool This man is still concerned cause he knows the rules Ho ho ho ho please let's me explain She said when you see the judge, you can tell him everything Then call her brother said Jo you come here quick I have a rascal outside and he think he slip I made up my mind and started to run When i see upstairs Jo with a tommy gun I said Ho ho ho ho please let's me explain She said when you see the judge, you can tell him everything I say please please mister i can't made no wrong He say i make sure you leave my duty long He say now you dont have to worry about judge you Cause people be my top i play i have you few I said Ho ho ho ho please let's me explain He say i'm the judge and i talk to the jury man Yeahh