You know you're actually kind of cute
With your halo and morrison t-shirt
Scratching arround the chickenfeathers and dirt
Everybody has to make a living
You know you're actually kind of cute
Like a child getting to grips with the big boys
I got a new one that you might not have heard
You are a fucking sharlatan
(Not the band)
In the absence of a day of judgement
I'll state this for the record now
You are a dick you once told me
You also have a weak handshake
And you can dress up like a pig in lipstick
You can fool the fans, and deep down you know
You are a dick you once told me
You are a weak fucking handshake
Shed you skin like a snake
Slip it off like a strippers velcro hotpants
Like yesterdays eyes and sigarettes
And inconvinient opinions
Leave that skin by the roadside
A pound --- a statue
A memorial --- dandruff tribute
It says you're kinda cute
In the absence of a day of judgement
I will state this for the record now
You are a dick in worms clothing
You also have a weak handshake
You can dress up like a pig in lipstick
You can fool the fans but deep down you know
You are a dick in worms clothing
You are a weak fucking handshake
'Cause here's the thing
There are certain kinds of things
That just can't be helped
It's just the way you were whelped
It isn't really fair
To judge a man by his stupid fucking hair
To call him out for his beady eyes and his beer gut
No matter how much they might make you wanna throw up
Then you come to the matters of moral agency
The decisions that make you the man that you're meant to be
The battlements from which you will not be budged
The choices by which you can said to be judged
You made your bed so now you can lie in it
--- a prison and one day you'll die in it
I only hope I'll live to see the day we are all going to passing
In the absence of a day of judgement
I will state this for the record now
You are a dick in worms clothing
You also have a weak handshake
You can dress up like a pig in lipstick
You can fool the fans but deep down you know
You are a dick in worms clothing
You are a weak fucking handshake
Exhibit A: your fucking legacy
Exhibit B: You're fucking everything
Exhibit C: You're fucking nothing
The prosecution rests