I want my first time to be With someone who loves me I want the sexond one for fun, to be for lust, just because I want the third time to be for money And the fourth it should be for fame I want the fifth time to be a baptism in his name But when I telegraph a kiss You wanna laugh and take a piss Yeah, I've got thick skin, but it's not nuthin You always treat me like a kid You go "let's not and say we did" I want to get the girls to listen I've been practicing my kissing I want the last time to be With you and you only I left a voicemail today, hit play I took up side A Half the tape I said "stop living like there's a heaven Please come over and kiss me now" I've known you for too long Pick up the phone Don't be so proud But when I telegraph a kiss You wanna laugh and take a piss Yeah, I've got thick skin, but it's not nuthin You always treat me like a kid You go "let's not and say we did" I want to get the girls to listen I've been practicing my kissing