They say you're too young
But you're over the hill.
So you reach for your bag
And your little yellow pill.
Your stomach may be empty,
But your mind it is full.
Your life may be short,
But never is it dull.
Because life inside a little plastic bag.
It gives you life like you have never had.
A little drink straight up your nose.
Oh life is so rosy when your stoned.
They say you're going nowhere,
But there's nowhere to go.
And then they tell you things
That you already know.
Like everything you take, is so bad for you-
But you're gonna die eventually
Whatever you do!
Because life inside a little plastic bag.
It gives you life like you have never had.
A little drink straight up your nose.
Oh life is so rosy when your stoned.
You wake up in a hospital,
You don't know who you are.
You don't know if, you are dead or alive.
You think you are a Rock and Roll Star.
Oh the doctor thinks, you're the lowest of low.
But who is he to say, no he don't really know.
He's gonna go home to his whiskey tonight,
Tonight he is gonna get stoned!
Because life inside a little plastic bag.
It gives you life like you have never had.
A little drink straight up your nose.
Oh life is so rosy when your stoned.
A little smile from someome who knows,
That everything is going to be allright.
Plenty of pills and whiskey tonight
Tonight we are gonna get stoned!
Because life inside a little plastic bag.
It gives you life like you have never had.
A little drink straight up your nose.
Oh life is so rosy when your stoned.