There's a boy with a brace across his teeth White socks, tattooed underneath Bus tickets chitched up in his palm Stood there he's spinning a yarn There's a girl with a plastic pair of shoes Two eyes permanently bruised Can't find the time to be alarmed Just stood spinning a yarn Just take your time It'll work out fine It'll do no harm To spin your yarn You do English I'll do sums You break fingers I'll break thumbs You play Dads And I'll play Mums You play glockenspiel And I'll play drums My name is Derek from then den I deal in shillings and in pence I'll get you amy deal you like Ten sweets for a mountain bike you like My name is Mandy from the yard I deal in crazy tarot cards I'll tell you what the future brings One cat and a dog that sings You do English I'll do sums You break fingers I'll break thumbs You play Dads And I'll play Mums You play glockenspiel And I'll play drums Just take your time It'll work out fine It'll do no harm To spin your yarn You do English I'll do sums You break fingers I'll break thumbs You play Dads And I'll play Mums You play glockenspiel And I'll play drums