Cry me a river Fill up the tub, make a bubble bath for me tonight There's something your tears will help my ego sleep, alright I just made the dinner That you used to love, but now I care to my own appetite And you can't cook for shit, enjoy your Happy Meal tonight And I know I sound bitter but I don't care 'Cause I know something different since I'm not there Cried so many tears, I think that it's only fair, only fair And I know I shouldn't say this But I hope you're so fucking sad Thinkin' 'bout the life that you had Oh, I know I shouldn't say this But I hope you're so fucking sad 'Cause honestly (Honestly) I'd rather it's you than me Now it don't matter, what's under the bed Think I wanna let my hair down today But I bought the bed So they both mine anyway And you never gave me nothin' Nothin' but bullshit If stupid was worth a dollar than you would be damn rich With a hundred acre, self-made millionaire And I know I sound bitter but I don't care 'Cause I know something different since I'm not there Cried so many tears, I think that it's only fair, only fair And I know I shouldn't say this But I hope you're so fucking sad Thinkin' 'bout the life that you had Oh, I know I shouldn't say this But I hope you're so fucking sad 'Cause honestly I'd rather it's you than me