They call me Back Door Santa I make my runs about the break of day They call me Back Door Santa I make my runs about the break of day I make all the little girls happy While the boys are out to play (Lookie here) I ain't like old Saint Nick He don't come but once a year (oh, ho, ho, ho) I ain't like old Saint Nick He don't come but once a year I come running with my sack, girl Every time you call me dear I keep some change in my pocket In case the children at home I toss them a few pennies So that we can be alone I leave the back door open In case anybody smells a mouse And won't old Santa be in trouble If there ain't no chimney in the house They call me Back Door Santa I make my runs about the break of day I make all the little girls happy While the boys are out to play They call me Back Door Santa, oh baby They call me Back Door Santa Thats what they call me, They call me Back Door Santa Somebody called me Back Door Santa I make all the little girls happy While the boys are out to play