Another bride Another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season Another reason For makin' whoopie A lot of shoes A bag of rice The groom is nervous He answers twice It's really killin' That he's so willin' To make whoopie Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture that same sweet love nest Think what a year can bring He's washin' dishes And baby clothes He's so ambitious He even sews But don't forget folks That's what you get folks For makin' whoopie Another year Or maybe less What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess? She feels neglected And he's suspected Of makin' whoopie She sits alone Most every night He doesn't phone her He doesn't write He says he's busy But she says, is he? He's makin' whoopie He doesn't make much money Only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says you'll pay six to her He says, now judge Suppose I fail? He says, Son, right into jail. You'd better keep her, I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopie It's cheaper You better keep her Than makin' whoopie ♪ He says, now judge Suppose I fail? He says, Son, right into jail. You'd better keep her, I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopie You'd better keep her, I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopie