I'd like to fix this bag of tricks And hand it out with a fleeting greeting Smiles for the frowners Salutes to the up-ers Boosts for the downers May the day be the bowl-of-cherriest And to all, the merriest Hope you swing during the season Hope the days go great Hope you find plenty of reasons The whole year long to celebrate Sun for the mopers A laugh for the criers Luck for the hopers To the strange and the ordinary-est Me to you, the merriest Thoughts for the musers A cheer for the winners Breaks for the losers To the beats and the Debbonaire-iest Greeting like the merriest Hope there's oil under your rosevine Hope you get that raise Hope you hope everything goes fine The next 300 and some-odd days Friends for the loners A song for the singers Grins for groaners Make the day nothing in compare-iest Have the most, the merriest Have the most, the merriest Have the most, the merriest Me to you, the merriest