Head full of pick-up lines
Lungs full of cigarette smoke
Her make up underlines
His nervous laugh and dodgy jokes
One small step forward just leads to twelve steps back
He hoards his empty cider cans in his rucksack
Are we on the set of a film, because it doesn't seem real to me,
He's just a pauper but he's caught the eye of the queen bee
Are we on the set of a film, because it doesn't seem real to me,
He's just a pauper but he's caught the eye of the queen bee
He wears an aftershave, so cheap it nearly makes her choke.
But she smiles on through it all
As he hides behind a hair gel cloak
Although her heels are high, he feels as low as the Empire State
Spielberg Sweethearts on a plastic garden chair drunken date, oh-oh
Are we on the set of a film, because it doesn't seem real to me,
He's just a pauper but he's caught the eye of the queen bee
Are we on the set of a film, because it doesn't seem real to me,
He's just a pauper but he's caught the eye of the queen bee, oh no
Are we on the set of a film, because it doesn't seem real to me,
He's just a pauper but he's caught the eye of the queen bee
Are we on the set of a film, because it doesn't seem real to me,
He's just a pauper, but he's caught the eye of the queen bee
Are we on the set of a film? Because this doesn't seem real to me.
He's just a pauper, but he's caught the eye of the queen bee.