Behold the way our fine feathered friend His virtue doth parade Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend The picture thou hast made Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair Conceal thy good intent Thou noble upright truthful sincere And slightly dopey gent, you are My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine You make me smile with my heart Your looks are laughable, un-photographable Yet, you're my favorite work of art Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak Are you smart? But, don't change a hair for me Not if you care for me Stay little valentine, stay Each day is Valentine's Day (Orchestral Break) Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak Are you smart? But, don't change a hair for me Not if you care for me Stay little valentine, stay Each day is Valentine's Day