I say a lot of stupid shit on the internet Wine drunk out on my porch behind a cigarette "Two wrongs together, right until you fucking left" (He says waxing poetic in his head it helps him sleep I guess) There's venom in the way I turned you into Somewhere safe and sound and vacant For my heart to stay and cower from the hands and rain (That's allegory for my brain) So pat me on the fucking back I'm smoking daydream by the zip depicting my head in your lap I'm not that drunk I meant everything I said girl I'm not fucked up I meant everything I said girl Okay so maybe being self aware will make you less embarrassing At least that's what I thought until I got up to the mic To sing about some stupid made up shit That don't even mean anything As evident by all your faces I haven't fooled anybody Human soliloquy A liability to anybody that fucks with him heavily Carefully either or don't buy it anymore Humiliated but lacking humility Guess I bring this on myself every time I need some Therapy or pills or something I don't give a fuck Can you prescribe me peace of mind because I'm running out of luck I'm not that drunk I meant everything I said girl I'm not fucked up I meant everything I said girl Guess I bring this on myself every time I need some Help me Jesus Tell me Jerry Springer and point a finger Guess I bring this on myself every time I need some Help me Jesus Tell me Jerry Springer and point a finger Guess I bring this on myself every time I need some (I'm not that drunk) Help me Jesus (I meant everything I said girl) Tell me Jerry Springer and point a finger Guess I bring this on myself every time I need some (I'm not fucked up) Help me Jesus (I meant everything I said girl) Tell me Jerry Springer and point a finger Guess I bring this on myself every time I need some (I'm not that drunk) Help me Jesus (I meant everything I said girl) Tell me Jerry Springer and point a finger Guess I bring this on myself every time I need some (I'm not that drunk)