Got my Plymouth at the E-Z Park It At the rock & roll supermarket Muzak music makes me feel so funny I went and spent all my money We're riding on the escalator of life We're shopping in the human mall We're dancing on the escalator of life Won't be happy 'til we have it all We want it all Escalator of life - up and down Escalator of life - round and round There's 111 choices Don't listen to those little voices I don't let the guilty feeling shake me You can have your cake and eat it baby We're riding on the escalator of life We're shopping in the human mall We're dancing on the escalator of life Won't be happy 'til we have it all Hey girl, I'm a personal friend with Tobias Bernstrup I got all the gold in the world around my neck Come ride the steel dinosaur Run wild in the jungle It's a dying nation Seduction, sacrifice, a new sensation Nothing ever changes Escalator of life - up and down Escalator of life - round and round