I had a dog named Archibald The biggest dog in town Him and this other dog named Bobby They let a school girl drown Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder Lightning split my brain asunder I saw my girl at the roller rink Lip-locked with Henry Finn He did a graceful spin in the air He looked just like Fred Astaire Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder Lightning split my brain asunder When I was a boy I wanted a shiny knife And I wanted Betty to be my wife Send for my fiddle, send for my dog I'm going to live in a hollow log Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder Lightning split my brain asunder They say that only 80 men Own more than half the world I had a dream they spread it around I ended up in the mental ward Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder Green will split the soul asunder Every time I try to organize I turn around and my captain dies They got machines that make machines And those machines make more machines Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder Lightning split my brain asunder Farewell to gravity Farewell to pageantry Farewell to savagery And to your majesty Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder Greed will split the world asunder Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder Lightning split my brain asunder