Tulu
You never have to run when they're after you
Tulu
You never have to fight when you know kung-fu
Voodoo
An easy little task you can master in
Lulu
Meet your new wife don't drink that gin
Tulu's the man who's as simple as me
Tells all the tales of the birds and the bees
He's the old little fella that's rocking his chair
Another book to read he won't go anywhere
With a fly on his wrist he'll still shoot the shit
Splat on the ground he just won't ever quit
Tulu
Tulu
Tulu
He should've ran for president he knows a bit
Tulu
He was born this way he didn't ask for it
Emu
His wild little pet he doesn't believe in a cage
Tutu
Everything looks better when you start to age
Tulu's the man who's as simple as me
Tells all the tales of the birds and the bees
He's the old little fella that's rocking his chair
Another book to read he won't go anywhere
With a fly on his wrist he'll still shoot the shit
Splat on the ground he just won't ever quit
Tulu
Tulu
Tulu's the man who's as simple as me
Tells all the tales of the birds and the bees
He's the old little fella that's rocking his chair
Another book to read he won't go anywhere
With a fly on his wrist he'll still shoot the shit
Splat on the ground he just won't ever quit
Tulu
Tulu
Tulu
Tulu
They broke the night in clusters and packs (Oh Tulu)
I write this away under ground below cracks (Where did you go)
If I'm not melting I'm waiting (What did they say, did they hurt you)
For someone to take me away from this place (Oh Tulu)
They broke the night in clusters and packs (Oh Tulu)
I write this away under ground below cracks (Where did you go)
If I'm not melting I'm waiting (What did they say, did they hurt you)
For someone to take me away from this place (Oh Tulu)
They broke the night in clusters and packs (Oh Tulu)
I write this away under ground below cracks (Where did you go)
If I'm not melting I'm waiting (What did they say, did they hurt you)
For someone to take me away from this place (Oh Tulu)
They broke the night in clusters and packs (Oh Tulu)
I write this away under ground below cracks (Where did you go)
If I'm not melting I'm waiting (What did they say, did they hurt you)
For someone to take me away from this place (Oh Tulu)
So called Hell!