Let's dress you up to be seen I've been working for this for 52 weeks I got feathers, gold and silver beads Garland enough to cover all six glorious feet of you I got a real tree this year Smells like menthols and old spice I got a real tree this year Took the fake one to the roadside Tonight I'm putting you in bows A red velvet skirt, dripping you in gold I'll pour some wine and take my time Get the lights on your limbs just right I'll flock the hell out of you I got a real tree this year Smells like menthols and old spice Real tree this year Took the fake one to the roadside ♪ Haven't decided if you'll wear the crown or the big bright star But oh, I know you'll shine for me in the dark Your reflection in the window, you beautiful thing I'll take what I want your candy cane, my real Christmas tree I got a real tree this year Smells like menthols and old spice A real tree this year Took the fake one to the roadside I got a real tree this year And I get myself a real tree this year And just not compare now