Weed is proof of God That's what it says on the bathroom wall of the bar where she's singing Should've leave when she was winning Like when Cassandra and Nelly were here In '08 and carved it in the mirror Where she stares Blowin' kisses to the air 'Cause there's no one there, but the man upstairs He never listens to her anyway An out of tune guitar and so push-up bra She's getting ready to play The lady for sale Name your price American fairy tale Don't always end up so nice Her dream's getting older But the nightmare's never over The lady for sale Can you afford the price? ♪ When your only fans Like it better when you shut up and dance What's the point in tryin'? You gotta keep up subscribing At least you don't have to take the part Of the woman with a golden heart And there's no stopping The clock's ticktock-in When the man upstairs shows how much he cares By only taking 20 percent Don't have to give it all, you get to make the calls And little more than the rent The lady for sale Name your price American fairy tale Don't always end up so nice Her dream's getting older The nightmare's never over The lady for sale Can you afford the price? ♪ Her dream's getting older But the nightmare's never over The lady for sale Can you afford the price? ♪ Lady