Where is my John Wayne? Where is my prairie song? Where is my happy ending? Where have all the cowboys gone? Oh you get me ready in your 56 Chevy Why don't we go sit down in the shade? Take shelter on my front porch Dandy lion sun scorching Like a glass of cold lemonade Why don't you stay the evening? Kick back and watch the TV And I'll fix a little something to eat Oh I know your back hurts from working on the tractor How do you take your coffee, my sweet? I will do the laundry If you pay all the bills Where is my John Wayne? Where is my prairie song? Where is my happy ending? Where have all the cowboys gone? We finally sell the Chevy When we had another baby And you took that job in Tennessee You made friends at the farm And you joined them at the bar Almost every single night of the week I will wash the dishes While you go have a beer Where is my John Wayne? Where is my prairie song? Where is my happy ending? Where have all the cowboys gone?