One, two, three, four ♪ You and I both know, the house is haunted You and I both know, the ghost is me Used to catch me in your bedsheets just rattlin' your chains Well back then, baby, it didn't seem so strange I used to bite, I used to moan But now I mumble and you'd show Now it ain't so scary on my own Tell me, honey, what's a dagger without a cloak I don't know You and I both know that the house is haunted You and I both know, the ghost is me Used to catch me in your bedsheets just rattlin' your chains Well back then, baby, it didn't seem so strange In the midnight hour, you came alive I was lookin' for my crystal ball I was busy tryin' to charm that snake When the sun came up, we had no place to hide And you had to tell your friends that my fangs were fake 'Cause you and I both know, the house is haunted You and I both know, the ghost is me Used to catch me in your bedsheets just rattlin' your chains Well back then, baby, it didn't seem so strange Even when one is dead and gone It still takes two to make a house a home Well, I'm as lonesome as the catacombs I hear you call my name, but no one's there Except a feelin' in the air You and I both know, the house is haunted You and I both know that the ghost is you You should walk around screamin', slammin' all them doors Well, I'm all grown up now. I don't scare easy no more You and I both know Yeah, you and I both know You and I both know Ooh